off the top of my small head..
..i heard your car doesn't show revs per min, but per hour.
..your car is soo slow you have to engage reverse for it to move forward.
..your rearview mirrors have the words, 'objects appear to be faster than you'
..your car's so slow even the oil changes take longer than usual.
..you have to book a week ahead to get into your own garage.
...the only way you can do a burnout is to drive through a bushfire.
(ker.. bored at work)