I carry a globe in my car for whenever i need to figure out where i'm going.
sure it might not have the latest maps on it, show me traffic avoidance routes or even give me turn by turn navigation.
Has unbelievable battery life as I've never had to charge it and the low battery warning has never come up.
Its also big enough that I could probably use it as a capsule to send tiny people across waters to deliver messages. So i guess that means it can do text messaging.
Also whenever I go to the beach everyone always say they want one.