Memorable comments your car has received

[gmonkey]

"Is that german??"
"Yes"
"So you imported it.. WOW"
"ahhh.. yeh sure"


"Wheres Neverbeenring?. ooohhhh never been"
"moron"



"Hey can i get you to tech2 sport mode without CDC on for me"
"No can't do it its impossible they come pre-programmed"
"ummmm pretty sure you can ey.. matter of fact 100% sure"
"ive worked 10yrs for holden pretty sure id know"
"youve worked 10yrs service low tech commodore shit.. you know shit obviously about other cars in your line up then"
*walks away*


"You know why i stopped you?"
"Not a clue"
"You were speeding by 25km/h over"
"Pretty sure i wasnt mate i was on cruise control at 80km/h"
"Do you want me to slap a yellow sticker on your car for a faulty speedo?"
"Do you want me to contact your superior officer and make you look like a moron"
*Licence and Breathe Test
"Well atleast you ain't been drinking tonight"
"Well yeh its a tuesday night.."
"Look im letting you off this time slow down in future, you may have rally plates but this isnt a rally course"
"uh.huh...."

oh yeh moron guy from work...

"hmm astra arent they a 1.4l? my proton satria (GLi auto) would whoop you ey!"
" i think not....."
"But i can bea tlancers and most small cars, your cars pretty small"
"ohh were do i start on how wrong you are..."



"How much you spent on you car so far?"
"You dont want to know.."

[OPC]

on my old astra... " wtf is in that"
your lucky its fwd power straight to the engine where mine is rwd and it takes longer to get there

[DIXIE]

LOL @ 'takes longer to get there'

[MatsHolden]

Just the usual "What sort of car is that?"

[bender]

"why are u wasting your money on an astra"

"haha your doing up a grannies car"

"haha your in an astra car club LOL"

fight with a pommy guy at work
"the astra isnt an opel its a vauxhill trust me im from england"

[Keep'emRunning]

..is that a civic? (seriously..wtf!)

[auzvectra]

on my old astra... " wtf is in that"

ah, how many times do we hear this 1, hahaha.

[gmonkey]

ah, how many times do we hear this 1, hahaha.

ive tried to change look so much of myn but yet im still yet to hear that one hahaha

[gman]

All the usuals, but favourite is always,"How come its so quick, its just an Astra!!!"""

[BEK-46P]

Another one is "only gays buy Astras"...!