Hey There

[Sammeh]

Hi There! I'm a newbie... *clearly*.

I own a 2003 TS Astra, No mods yet but im looking into upgrading the crappy stereo it has now & putting in some Neons or something!

Got nothing else to say so chow chow!

- Sammeh

[oneightoo]

welcome sammeh, where are you from?

got any pics of the astra? nice car you have there..

[jerrypufflewell]

Welcome Sammeh

I'm sure you'll find plenty of mods for the Astra on here- Many many TS owners :)
Have fun

Jerry

[btm]

welcome to the site mate!

[Sammeh]

Why thank you for the warm welcome! I'll upload pics soon hopefully.. And keep you guys up to date with how its all going!

I'm in Melb, for who ever asked!

[oneightoo]

if your interested join the VIC forum for info on upcoming cruises..

[MatsHolden]

Hey Sammeh welcome! Make sure you join up on the Vic site as oneightoo said, hopefully see you at a cruise soon!

Cheers
Mat

[Sammeh]

LOL sounds cool! I'll join up soon! Then y'all can see my most common colour car in teh world astra! I dare ya to guess the color...

[btm]

silver :)

[Sammeh]

:O how did you know! :P The only thing it has off stock is a website banner on the front & a new thermostat curtosy of Holden - Fawkner! lmao

[btm]

i have a silver astra also :D

[Sammeh]

Have you ever play spot the silver astra in the car? Similar to Punch Buggy... i can tell you that i get the sorest leg from it! lmao

[MatsHolden]

hahaha, if you had a black one you would notice more black ones. Funny how that works, like when you get a new car there seems to be a million more of them on the road!

[btm]

can't say i ever have... but i can imagine you'd have a dead leg and arm just from driving a few km's :p

[Sammeh]

Try driving to Mansfield during easter... couldnt walk for about 2 hours..

[MatsHolden]

lol, hey how did you find out about OpelAus?

[Sammeh]

My bf is a member here... but he hasn't posted in Yonks! So I thought, being the fantastic gf I am, get some advice to mod the Astra & then make him do it :P

[btm]

what is his username?

[Sammeh]

should be Juzza..

[EL BURITO]

hello

"

[PaulyJ]

Juzza... never heard of him...
Get him to join the Vic site too.
And welcome to both sites btw.

[CJB]

um... welcome :)

[btm]

Juzza... never heard of him...
how could you forget the pink astra :D

http://opelaus.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7504

Sammeh, he even mentions you in his first post on this site and your plans for your astra :)

[oneightoo]

yeah i remember juzza..

[Sammeh]

LOL! yeah well he is kind of angry at me this morning... He kinda doesnt like i'm on the forum...

[btm]

why would he care?

(Hi Juzza for when you read this :p)

[Sammeh]

Good question! dunno..

[oneightoo]

you need to pimp smack him and say "I DO WHAT I WANT!" :D

[Sammeh]

Thats not right?!?! He is just caring about me!

[oneightoo]

lol it was a joke sammeh :D nothing is gonna happen to you here..

[Sammeh]

I know that... but I dont think he does?

[oneightoo]

tell him to come on the forum then.. let him see for himself.. aint nothing but friendly helpful people here..

[Sammeh]

Hmm... yes I dont know about all that... Hey some one tried to log in as me this morning!?

[oneightoo]

how do you that?

[Sammeh]

how do you that? what does that mean? :P

[oneightoo]

DOH! i meant how do you know that..

[Sammeh]

Oh I got an email notification telling me that i tried to log in 5 times with the wrong password.. LOL

[oneightoo]

ahhhhh i see.. wonder who that was.. hmmmm..

[Sammeh]

No ideas? I have the ip.. but thats it... and i know its not my home one so its not my bf..

[oneightoo]

oh well thats who i thought it might have been.. would have made sense..

[Sammeh]

Yeah nup... Hey what car does MatHolden own?

[oneightoo]

he's got a corsa c face lift model i think, black from memory.. i think he has a profile on it in the members rides section..

[Sammeh]

Aha,... I see

[oneightoo]

seek little one, and you shall find..

[oneightoo]

here it is

http://www.opelaus.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8753

[Sammeh]

Aha why thank you! thought he was someone I already knew LOL..

[Sammeh]

Shouldn't you be insuring something? :P

[oneightoo]

no worries..

[oneightoo]

Shouldn't you be insuring something? :P
lol, what and miss all the fun on OpelAus?

i am doing both as i go.. multitasking.. plus i worked till 8pm last night, i havent got much work this morning..

[Sammeh]

8pm? Dont you like going home? Relaxing on the couch with the missus & watching tv? you do own a tv? Dont you?

[oneightoo]

sometimes i work back and get heaps of work done, then i can have mornings like this.. lol yeah i own a tv, no missus tho.. btm and crispy might tell you otherwise tho..

[Sammeh]

How old are you? man I cant stand staying back at work... Ive done a few late nights... 6pm at teh latest when we have been real busy!

[oneightoo]

im at the ripe old age of 25.. i'd rather stay back than go home to my flatmate and her bf smooching on the couch hahaha.. nah it's all good.. work pays for a cab and i get a meal allowance.. plus the OT pay is good..

[Sammeh]

LOL i see... thats actually really really good.. We dont get any of that here lol

[oneightoo]

yeah and after 5pm, no one ever bothers you, so it's easy to crack out the work.. how old are you? how long have u been doing underwriting for?

[Sammeh]

LOL im the ripe old age of.... 19

Ive been at UAA for 8 Months I think now... and yeah its ok.. just starting out on the underwriting side of things now..

[oneightoo]

ahhh a young gun..

thats a very early age to get into underwriting..

down here, there arent many underwriters in risk insurance under the age of 30.. i thought i was lucky to get into it so early lol..

[Sammeh]

I kind of fell into insurance.. and yeah.. here i am.. lol

[gemstar_007]

hi all :D

arghhhh looks like we have a new post whore..... crispy has some competition now :p hahah

[Sammeh]

No, not me :P Never...

[oneightoo]

we'll see sammeh, we'll see..

[btm]

no missus tho.. btm and crispy might tell you otherwise tho..
*coughs*


:p

[Sammeh]

lawl im not a post whore... -_-

[oneightoo]

*coughs*


:p
not a word lol :D

[Sammeh]

Is there something im missing here?

[oneightoo]

lawl im not a post whore... -_-
i am


:D

[oneightoo]

Is there something im missing here?
no, you really dont want to know.. trust me..

[Sammeh]

post whore.. you.. never!

[oneightoo]

pushing 4000 posts.. rEkOnIzE

[gemstar_007]

pushing 4000 posts.. rEkOnIzE

hahaha ur catching up to crispix :p LOL still alot of work to go...

[Sammeh]

lol... ill catch up in no time! :S

[oneightoo]

i'll never catch crispy..

[btm]

post whore.. you.. never!
he's the 3rd top poster!

http://opelaus.com/forum/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

[gemstar_007]

i'll never catch crispy..

hes not coming on thill fri... u have a few days... :p (or so he said) hehehes

[oneightoo]

he'll be on..

[btm]

he'll be on..
of course he will be - he will miss us too much :)

[gemstar_007]

of course he will be - he will miss us too much :)

yeah.... withdrawls..... hahahaha

[oneightoo]

first comes the itching and scrathing, then mild tourettes.....

[Sammeh]

I wanna know... What am i missing!?

[oneightoo]

ahh lets just say i am enjoying my single life..

[Sammeh]

:O thats naughty! lol i understand.. it's a good life.. but ... being in a relationship is jsut as good..

[oneightoo]

i've been in relationships since i was 16, never had a single life.. am now living it haha

[Sammeh]

Aha .. i see...

[btm]

i've been in relationships since i was 16, never had a single life.. am now living it haha
i hear ya brother!

[oneightoo]

and aint it grand.. hahaha

[btm]

grand indeed :D

[oneightoo]

and cue the music......

bam chicka bow wow :D

[Sammeh]

LOL ... boys

[oneightoo]

haha what?

:D

[btm]

LOL ... boys
cant live with us... cant live without us :p

[Sammeh]

i beg to differ some days...

[oneightoo]

we may not be that smart, but we can lift heavy things..

[Sammeh]

ahh yes so can i.... its called a forklift :PPPPP

[oneightoo]

cheater!!!!! :p

[Sammeh]

nuh uh... its not

[oneightoo]

it so is..

[Sammeh]

it so isnt.. its like saying glasses is cheating for making you see..

[oneightoo]

no its not.. glasses aide your eyes.. forlifts dont aide your arms..

[btm]

no its not.. glasses aide your eyes.. forlifts dont aide your arms..
no, but your arms aide the forklift...

[Sammeh]

sure they do... they totally do.. i swear..

[oneightoo]

birnie? your supposed to be on my side :p

[Sammeh]

lol pwned!

[oneightoo]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/tmov81/gif/5737.gif

[Sammeh]

lmao ha ha ha :P

[btm]

birnie? your supposed to be on my side :p
i am man... what sammeh said is incorrect... its the other way around :)

[Sammeh]

no im right.. forklifts help you to lift.. you dont help the forklift.. ?!

[btm]

no im right.. forklifts help you to lift.. you dont help the forklift.. ?!
answer this... could a forklift lift stuff all on its own?

[MatsHolden]

Damn! This is the longest member introduction thread i've ever seen! haha:p

[Sammeh]

YES it can actually... there are robot forklifts which can lift stuff in manufacturing places so ner :P

[oneightoo]

i am man... what sammeh said is incorrect... its the other way around :)
ah HA! who'se pwned now Sammeh? :p

[Sammeh]

not me... i swear... it was him >>>

[oneightoo]

YES it can actually... there are robot forklifts which can lift stuff in manufacturing places so ner :P
oh and it's swayed back to sammeh, lets see what birnie can do to regain his lead.. quiet now.. let him concentrate..

[MatsHolden]

YES it can actually... there are robot forklifts which can lift stuff in manufacturing places so ner :P

She's right! lol

[Sammeh]

lol... see... so again i say "pwned"

[btm]

YES it can actually... there are robot forklifts which can lift stuff in manufacturing places so ner :P
yes, but did the forklift make itself?

[oneightoo]

SNAP!!!!!!! hehe

[Sammeh]

no... but then,,, neither did you?!

[oneightoo]

alright now i am lost..

[btm]

no... but then,,, neither did you?!
a forklift sure didn't help though...

[Sammeh]

aha but therein lies your problem.. you cant complain that the forklift didnt make itself & then say that you did,... so back to my original post ... "pwned"

[oneightoo]

*sticks fingers in ears*

la la la la la la la la

[Sammeh]

lol... come on now.. you know im right :P

[oneightoo]

la la la la la la

i cant hear you

la la la la la la

[Sammeh]

yes i know that.. but you can see what im writing :P

[btm]

yes i know that.. but you can see what im writing :P
kapow! she nails it again!!

[oneightoo]

do you want me to stick my fingers in my eyes?? is that what you want? will that make you happy? hehe :p

[oneightoo]

kapow! she nails it again!!
she is on the ball this one..

[Sammeh]

lmao... oh dear... next you'll be saying that your eyes dont work & its becuase the forklift is cheating!?

[oneightoo]

lol

do you know how to use a forklift?

[btm]

lmao... oh dear... next you'll be saying that your eyes dont work & its becuase the forklift is cheating!?
or because the glasses (that aide the eyes) are blocking you...

[Sammeh]

yus i do as a matter of fact :P

[oneightoo]

who taught you?

[Sammeh]

good old woolies!

[oneightoo]

what was your teachers name?

[btm]

20 questions....

[oneightoo]

birnie, there is reason behind my madness..

[Sammeh]

one of the managers there... dont remember his name lol brad something a ratther

[btm]

birnie, there is reason behind my madness..
carry on then daniel son

[Sammeh]

wax on wax off ?

[oneightoo]

one of the managers there... dont remember his name lol brad something a ratther
so a male taught you, and if you could live without males, you wouldnt have learned the forkie, and if you couldnt use the forkie, you couldnt life heavy things..

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/tmov81/gif/5737.gif

[Sammeh]

thats not right?!!

[btm]

so a male taught you, and if you could live without males, you wouldnt have learned the forkie, and if you couldnt use the forkie, you couldnt life heavy things..

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/tmov81/gif/5737.gif
BANG !! !!

[Sammeh]

thats not right... totally wrong.. in deed.. :(

[oneightoo]

nah uh :D

hehe :p

[Sammeh]

well i still think that im right.. so ner :P

[oneightoo]

well 2 against 1, so ner :p

[Sammeh]

nuh uh... no way...

[oneightoo]

yes way little buddy

[Sammeh]

noooooooooooooooooo.. some one .. any one... helpppppppppp

[oneightoo]

I AM EVIL HOMER

I AM EVIL HOMER

ta dah!

[Sammeh]

lmao... simpson freak...

[oneightoo]

you dont win friends with salad..

[btm]

Homer: You mean you're not going to eat BACON?
Lisa: No, Dad.
Homer: Or SAUSAGE or PORK CHOPS or HAM?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Oh, suuuuure, Lisa ... some magic animal.

[Sammeh]

oh dear.. what have i gotten myself into

[oneightoo]

theres no escape!

[btm]

you'll find yourself coming back more and more

[btm]

Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?

Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?

Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another one?

Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more... just try to sleep while the other children are learning.

Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

[Sammeh]

oh dear... i will not quote the simpsons i will not quote the simpsons i will not quote the simpsons i will not quote the simpsons i will not quote the simpsons

[btm]

oh dear... i will not quote the simpsons i will not quote the simpsons i will not quote the simpsons i will not quote the simpsons i will not quote the simpsons
you just did...!!

bart wrote that on the chalkboard at the begining of an episode once :p

[oneightoo]

i sleep in a drawer

[Sammeh]

LMAO... oh dear... "i call the big one bitey"

[oneightoo]

and thats where i met the leprachaun, he told me to burn things..

[btm]

Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?

Lunchlady Doris: Possibly the meat loaf.

Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative.

Doris: [Picks up a hot dog in a bun, shakes the weiner out, and slaps the bun down on Lisa's tray.] Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness.

[Sammeh]

lol you guys are freaks... not really.. but yes you are..

[oneightoo]

nuclear, it's pronounced, nuclear..

[Sammeh]

*walks over there >*

[oneightoo]

you cant run or hide from us..

[Sammeh]

sure i can *hides under a piece of plastic* now you cant see me :P

[btm]

all the simpsons scripts for all 320+ episodes :)

http://www.snpp.com/guides/ql.html

[oneightoo]

too bad the plastic is see thru :D

[btm]

sure i can *hides under a piece of plastic* now you cant see me :P
no but we couldnt see you in the first place

[Sammeh]

:O Who told you? :P

[btm]

:O Who told you? :P
we're smart :)

[oneightoo]

I AM SO SMART
I AM SO SMART
S M R T
I MEAN S M A R T

hehe :D

[Sammeh]

lol uh huh.. thats what they all say... -_-

[oneightoo]

easy tiger, your still on probation..

[Sammeh]

lol yes.. probation.. hmm.. i dont like the sound of that... :(

[oneightoo]

thats right, we can have you banned :p

[Sammeh]

thats not really fair now is it...

[oneightoo]

lol, well we cant, it was a joke.. but we can send endless PM's..

[btm]

i like cake

[oneightoo]

i love lamp

[btm]

i love lamp
do you mean lamb?

or do you have a lamp fetish?? :D

[Sammeh]

o0o0o pms :P

[oneightoo]

lol

have you not seen anchorman??

[btm]

cant say that i have

[Sammeh]

ok.. im so confused..

[oneightoo]

dude, hire out anchorman, and all will be revealed.

[btm]

dude, hire out anchorman, and all will be revealed.
i may just do that - i've heard its really funny

[oneightoo]

it certainly is..

[Vectracious]

OK, I think 13 pages is enough.

Sammeh - welcome to the forum, hope you find some useful stuff on here. :D

Spammers - please keep the rubbish in the appropriate sections in the forum.