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coyotte
3rd January 2010, 12:54 AM
Huh, try looking for a pharmacy thats "OPEN" on New Years day.....

Well thats what I was doing.

Boronia Road, Boronia heading east towards the Dandenongs.
Three lanes open, me in the left curb side lane travelling around 70km hr in top gear.
I love the "burble", what can I say ? lol...

Just cruising for a chemist, minding my own business with not much traffic on the road.
Then quickly in my rear vision mirror, hiding in my blind spot.
I glimpsed a new-ish dark blue Ford Fiesta.
You know, the new ones with the GT stripes.

He was egging me on for a quick street drag.
Pulling up besides me, before dropping back & then accelerating again.....

Well anyway, in the upcoming street on the left, laying in wait in the shade of the trees
was an a low sleek looking Black SS.

I saw it first, then backed off to 60kms.
Fiesty Ford on the other hand, took this as an invitation, and sped off as best he could.

The SS saw me first, but quickly got distracted when it saw the Fiesta fly by.

It wasn't interested in me, as I drove by.

The SS quickly pounced ,drifting side ways as it screamed from a standing start past me.

Within 400 meters it was in full flight, with its next victim in its range.

As luck would have it, or on purpose
I pulled into the same parking lot, right next to them. lol !

With lights blazing, the Fiesta driver looked me in the eyes and smiled as I walked past him still looking for a bloody pharmacy.

The cop slinked out of the SS,
Then off came the hat briefly to adjust HER long blonde hair.

Seriously, If I ever get booked for any thing I want HER...

Is there a motto to this tale ?
Any suggestions ?

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY TO EVER ONE ONBOARD.

and remember,

"You can sleep in ya car, but you can't drive ya house".
(just incase you get divorced this year:), coyotte.

Shay
3rd January 2010, 01:08 AM
good story, should have asked the hot cop if she knew where aan open chemist was :D

rodsfromday
3rd January 2010, 07:22 AM
good story, should have asked the hot cop if she knew where aan open chemist was :D

+1!!

Snotty
3rd January 2010, 08:49 AM
pics

hazrd
3rd January 2010, 10:10 AM
good story, should have asked the hot cop if she knew where aan open chemist was :D

"excuse me officer, if i knew u were that hot... i would have driven faster"

daaaaavek
3rd January 2010, 10:40 AM
photos or gtfo

ASTRAY
3rd January 2010, 10:43 AM
"excuse me officer, if i knew u were that hot... i would have driven faster"

lmao +1

coyotte
3rd January 2010, 03:03 PM
Yeah, I wish I had the camera, mobile, & some quick witt on me at the time. Sorry...

ASTRAY
4th January 2010, 08:45 PM
get him! he is hoarding the fap material....

sorry,
shay told me to say it......

honestly.....

CORZZA
4th January 2010, 10:06 PM
Had a similar situation myself.

It was gold! Times like that you wish you had an indash camera for youtube purposes

Vectracious
5th January 2010, 01:24 AM
Huh, try looking for a pharmacy thats "OPEN" on New Years day.....

there are LOTS of pharmacies open on NYD - limited trading hours maybe but many are open.

poita
5th January 2010, 01:27 AM
yer there where heaps of places in bundy selling pills on New Years


*disclaimer* OpelAus does not condone bad jokes

Vectracious
5th January 2010, 01:40 AM
yer there where heaps of places in bundy selling pills on New Years


*disclaimer* OpelAus does not condone bad jokes


yeah, but how many were selling the "legit" ones with the Mitsubishi symbol on them :p

brc
5th January 2010, 08:29 AM
love it, lol.

ASTRAY
5th January 2010, 09:12 PM
yeah, but how many were selling the "legit" ones with the Mitsubishi symbol on them :p

oooh! my first mod lol