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Nurb608
4th September 2009, 11:48 AM
Not sure if this has been posted before but where is that vomit emoticon?

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/FORMAL-WEDDING-OUTING-CAR-HIRE-LIMO-RENTAL-PARTY_W0QQitemZ150366094998QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_A ll_Services?hash=item2302848696&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Jerram
4th September 2009, 11:58 AM
honestly, what the hell is that?

I can't think of anything less tasteful

sooty
4th September 2009, 12:00 PM
Tony spotted it a while back, we all lol'd at the limo antenna :p

http://www.opelaus.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22697

Ice
4th September 2009, 12:15 PM
You have got to be kidding me !

ChrisMaz
4th September 2009, 12:26 PM
That has got to be the worst looking car EVER.

Its like a Chinese communists wet dream.

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 12:27 PM
redred the ultimate s.h.i.t box

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 12:32 PM
its 2 f.ucked 2 fu.cked up (new movie)

CNBLU
4th September 2009, 12:35 PM
i like it. just needs red walls:cornut:

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 12:35 PM
might see if i can book it for the next cruise :lol:

CNBLU
4th September 2009, 12:36 PM
i'll bring the snags for the microwave in the boot :yikes:

btm
4th September 2009, 12:36 PM
what the fuk....

Greg K
4th September 2009, 12:41 PM
each to their own i suppose!

personally i dont get it... i mean
1) the car looks like shit!
2) who would want to hire out an Astra, let alone for $550 for 2 hours (including pick up and drop off) for their wedding??
3) if you really want to sell the product, then take some proper photos!
4) id never been caught dead in that thing!

CNBLU
4th September 2009, 12:42 PM
im making an offer for the toaster

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 12:43 PM
do u think they tow a port-a-loo for those long trips

ChrisMaz
4th September 2009, 12:43 PM
im making an offer for the toaster

Don't forget it has two tissue dispensers for those happy endings.

Calibrated
4th September 2009, 12:44 PM
we can just pray he never finds this forum

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 12:44 PM
we can just pray he never finds this forum

email sent

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 12:45 PM
and the owner comes from your part of the world i presume (sth africa)

CNBLU
4th September 2009, 12:49 PM
Well i just booked it for my wedding along with these guys....

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k104/Hott_For_You/gypsy20kings_9f382231-27fa-40a1-8ec.jpg

Ice
4th September 2009, 12:53 PM
Well i just booked it for my wedding along with these guys....

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k104/Hott_For_You/gypsy20kings_9f382231-27fa-40a1-8ec.jpg


bahahaha ahh comon man, dont insult the Gypsy kings !

Ice
4th September 2009, 12:53 PM
do u think they tow a port-a-loo for those long trips


haha you guys are enjoying this way too much !


Surely this has to be a joke......nobody in their right mind would do this !

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 12:56 PM
haha you guys are enjoying this way too much !


Surely this has to be a joke......nobody in their right mind would do this !

its true refer post
http://www.opelaus.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22697&highlight=redred

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 12:57 PM
should make redred the new opelaus cover car

boorny88
4th September 2009, 01:04 PM
how in gods green earth could u like or wanna make something like that and then say arrive in style like puk me i wudnt even think the persons kids would want to be seen in or near that

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 01:22 PM
do u think it could be a time machine ?

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 01:24 PM
this is not a phantom car :lol:

Calibrated
4th September 2009, 01:24 PM
and the owner comes from your part of the world i presume (sth africa)
what on earth would make you presume that???

boorny88
4th September 2009, 01:25 PM
mite be a time machine with all that crap on it haha

mr corsa
4th September 2009, 01:27 PM
what on earth would make you presume that???

i have seen the driver and i can only presume that wher she is from cos of the african necklace around her neck

CNBLU
4th September 2009, 02:09 PM
pmsl :D

btm
4th September 2009, 02:24 PM
my eyes...

EL BURITO
4th September 2009, 02:39 PM
blow it up

btm
4th September 2009, 03:36 PM
now!

poita
4th September 2009, 08:40 PM
oh dear god, thats hideous.

the only thing to make it worse would be a merc style bonnet badge

hazrd
4th September 2009, 08:45 PM
ive seen this on here before but i cant remember where it is... all i remember is it was a pic from behind because of the ridiculous amount of badges on it lol i remember the redred plates

and ill say again, god thats hideous

hazrd
4th September 2009, 08:48 PM
found it... one of your spots tony :lol:

http://www.opelaus.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22697&highlight=redred

ASTRAY
4th September 2009, 08:52 PM
model of car at back

not of an astra vert though.
and since when is a vert a mini limo?

gmonkey
4th September 2009, 09:08 PM
is it red plastic bags wrapped around the headrests??

the amount of money he would have spent on this car couldnt he have just bought ya know an older merc SL convertible or BMW 3 convertible even a volvo/saab convertible...

only 150 of them came to australia, now we know its 149 at most in australia left..

im pretty much panicing that the new member that has a linea rossa isnt this guy lol :p

poita
4th September 2009, 09:19 PM
new member is from brissy mate.

gmonkey
4th September 2009, 09:29 PM
haha lucky :p

sooty
4th September 2009, 09:48 PM
Tony spotted it a while back, we all lol'd at the limo antenna :p

http://www.opelaus.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22697


ive seen this on here before but i cant remember where it is... all i remember is it was a pic from behind because of the ridiculous amount of badges on it lol i remember the redred plates

and ill say again, god thats hideous


found it... one of your spots tony :lol:

http://www.opelaus.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22697&highlight=redred

Fail Adz :p

hazrd
4th September 2009, 09:56 PM
:mad2:

Jerram
4th September 2009, 11:07 PM
oh dear god, thats hideous.

the only thing to make it worse would be a merc style bonnet badge

hey you bad mouthing hood ornaments?

poita
4th September 2009, 11:20 PM
ROFL indeed I am.

How does that add go again, oh yer "For the love of good taste, rip that off!"

Ice
4th September 2009, 11:34 PM
hey you bad mouthing hood ornaments?

i can only think that if it were to be on a veccy it'de look even worse ;)

Jerram
4th September 2009, 11:40 PM
careful boys; them's fightin' words

Ice
4th September 2009, 11:46 PM
careful boys; them's fightin' words

yeah def wouldnt suit a veccy ;)

maloo97
4th September 2009, 11:54 PM
Each to their own!

But Seriously I'd rather walk!

mania
5th September 2009, 01:27 AM
Am I the only one who wants to meet the owners of this thing?

I particularly like the unique touches though. ie the esky in the boot... not many limos have to pull over to give you another drink!

hazrd
5th September 2009, 02:20 AM
not many limos have to pull over to give you another drink!


because they are in the car with the passengers where they should be :p

maloo97
5th September 2009, 11:14 AM
Am I the only one who wants to meet the owners of this thing?

I particularly like the unique touches though. ie the esky in the boot... not many limos have to pull over to give you another drink!


I'll get back to you on that one.
Iv got a strech hummer booked for sunday!

ASTRAY
5th September 2009, 11:22 AM
I'll get back to you on that one.
Iv got a strech hummer booked for sunday!
well this reminds you of a stretched hummer, you look at it and kinda go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hazrd
5th September 2009, 11:51 AM
well this reminds you of a stretched hummer, you look at it and kinda go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

as in:

"hmmmmmmmmmmmm, yes, i can do better than THAT"

xplosv57
5th September 2009, 01:59 PM
Only just saw this thread, if this was a hire car, how on earth could you sit people comfortably in it with all the clutter??? Imagine the bride trying to get out of then her dress gets caught on one of the bits sticking out and the day is ruined (although if she's attractive......)

Also this car wouldn't pass a roadworthy will the amount of items that could be classed as projectiles in an accident!!

hazrd
5th September 2009, 02:22 PM
thats the funny thing... its NSW rego = roadies every 12 months.. must have a "good mechanic" :arf:

bender
5th September 2009, 07:26 PM
:yikes::eek: the only thing i like on it are the headlights and the white speeedo but burn the rest NOW

gmonkey
6th September 2009, 01:49 AM
i think this guy might be an 'entrapenuer' check out this pic of his

http://ibidtowin.com/ebaysell/redred/red04.jpg

he owns the company that he displays on his own seat belt pads! :p lol his website design is as good as his taste in making a limo

www.ibidtowin.com (http://www.ibidtowin.com) (is it just me, but i kept reading it as 'i bid towin(g)' ) his links send you to random websites like news pages ahaha


pretty much guessing 'paul' if thats his real name looks like this....

http://saleempc.50webs.com/sal01.jpg

classy man with a classy moustache

guy 27
6th September 2009, 10:34 AM
i think this guy might be an 'entrapenuer' check out this pic of his
he owns the company that he displays on his own seat belt pads! :p lol his website design is as good as his taste in making a limo

www.ibidtowin.com (http://www.ibidtowin.com) (is it just me, but i kept reading it as 'i bid towin(g)' ) his links send you to random websites like news pages ahaha



My anti virus wont let me go to that website.

Vectracious
6th September 2009, 01:45 PM
Wedding car Fail

Website - Fail x2

What a waste of a limited edition Astra vert.....

alts
6th September 2009, 03:19 PM
This came up when I went to the website...

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9739/nod32v.png

btm
7th September 2009, 08:58 AM
need a spew emoticon

poita
7th September 2009, 09:12 AM
indeed we do!

:spew:

Wraith
7th September 2009, 09:26 AM
WOW certainly lives up to its redred rego plates :D

I love the red linea rossa TS verts, but this one's over the top in an undesirable way, should be white for weddings anyway...pretty rough job with the headrest screens install :(

And those red painted wheels are painful for me to look at :spew:

Ice
7th September 2009, 09:35 AM
WOW certainly lives up to its redred rego plates :D

I love the red linea rossa TS verts, but this one's over the top in an undesirable way, should be white for weddings anyway...pretty rough job with the headrest screens install :(

And those red painted wheels are painful for me to look at :spew:


So politely put and a nice way of saying it looks disgusting.....

from where Im sitting it really doesnt look as though its serious....surely its a piss take.....its just that horrible

imay
7th September 2009, 11:26 AM
And those red painted wheels are painful for me to look at :spew:

The WHOLE package upsets me somewhat! I'd hate someone to recognise what I drive from seeing this example . . . "Oh, yeah, seen a red one of these in Sydney!" OMG.
What a waste - surely there is a law against this sort of thing happening in this day and age!
Then again, perhaps I am of the wrong ethnicity and there are sections of our community that find this pleasing to the eye. We can only hope NOT.

Wraith
7th September 2009, 01:14 PM
So politely put and a nice way of saying it looks disgusting.....

from where Im sitting it really doesnt look as though its serious....surely its a piss take.....its just that horrible

Yes, true and guilty as charged :o

But I can't bring myself to condem too harshly any TS vert...for obvious reasons I love them too much to do so :angel:

Wraith
7th September 2009, 01:16 PM
The WHOLE package upsets me somewhat! I'd hate someone to recognise what I drive from seeing this example . . . "Oh, yeah, seen a red one of these in Sydney!" OMG.
What a waste - surely there is a law against this sort of thing happening in this day and age!
Then again, perhaps I am of the wrong ethnicity and there are sections of our community that find this pleasing to the eye. We can only hope NOT.

Ah well at the end of the day each to their own I guess...

Whole idea there would've been to be different and have an end result that stands out for its intended usage, but yes as you say Ian certainly not to everyones liking :)

Ice
7th September 2009, 02:13 PM
Yes, true and guilty as charged :o

But I can't bring myself to condem too harshly any TS vert...for obvious reasons I love them too much to do so :angel:


it doesnt look like a ts anymore....its just disgusting IMHO ! why not have a stock vert (looks hot already) and put a white ribbon coming from the bonnet.....why oh why ???? I just keep asking myself what went through this guys head ! I wonder if anyone has actaully hired it ? bahhhh uuuuch yuck ! im done with this thread, :spew: (gotta love the spew emoticon)

Wraith
7th September 2009, 04:57 PM
it doesnt look like a ts anymore....its just disgusting IMHO ! why not have a stock vert (looks hot already) and put a white ribbon coming from the bonnet.....why oh why ???? I just keep asking myself what went through this guys head ! I wonder if anyone has actaully hired it ? bahhhh uuuuch yuck ! im done with this thread, :spew: (gotta love the spew emoticon)

Very true, the red linea rossa's we got here look very nice as is stock...

Would indeed look the part with a nice silk white ribbon on there in typical wedding car fashion :)

This mob just wanted to be different I suppose, but most here agree on the epic fail...

gmonkey
7th September 2009, 05:02 PM
think he is appealing to bogan scum who want to go to there wedding in a red sports convertible... red yes, convertible yes... sports no.. but it is red that for sure!! (only way itll be more red is petrol + match

Ultimate Fail! can we have an emiticon that just has this guys car with fail stamped over it :p

hazrd
7th September 2009, 05:16 PM
think he is appealing to bogan scum who want to go to there wedding in a red sports convertible... red yes, convertible yes... sports no.. but it is red that for sure!! (only way itll be more red is petrol + match

Ultimate Fail! can we have an emiticon that just has this guys car with fail stamped over it :p


http://members.iinet.net.au/%7Ehazrd/epicfail.gif

Wraith
8th September 2009, 08:17 AM
LOL ^^^ should make that one part of the library :)

ASTRAY
8th September 2009, 05:57 PM
3019

Keep'emRunning
9th September 2009, 12:58 PM
..although, being able to make toast AND popcorn whilst driving has been a dream of mine for quite a while.

He's just way ahead of his time imo :)

CNBLU
9th September 2009, 01:01 PM
Its starting to grow on me

mania
9th September 2009, 01:03 PM
CNBLU - I'm struggling to find the white text in your last post =/

btm
9th September 2009, 01:29 PM
CNBLU - I'm struggling to find the white text in your last post =/
concerning, isnt it...

hazrd
9th September 2009, 03:23 PM
didnt u hear?
he's doing that to his except in all blue

getting new plates too

'BLUBLU'

CNBLU
9th September 2009, 03:27 PM
didnt u hear?
He's doing that to his except in all blue

getting new plates too

'blublu'

rofl:D

xplosv57
9th September 2009, 05:31 PM
Got this vert booked for your wedding yet Gav??

Wraith
10th September 2009, 03:58 PM
Got this vert booked for your wedding yet Gav??

Hahahaha LOL :lol:

Oh those jugs are driving me insane Gav. :o

CNBLU
10th September 2009, 11:55 PM
anytime ange :p

Ice
11th September 2009, 12:26 AM
Hahahaha LOL :lol:

Oh those jugs are driving me insane Gav. :o


agreed, get rid of em Gav !

btm
11th September 2009, 09:44 AM
why would you want them gone?!?!

CNBLU
11th September 2009, 09:46 AM
gay?

Ice
11th September 2009, 09:48 AM
gay?

because I cant open this page at friking work.....

oh and thanks Lan !

hazrd
11th September 2009, 09:50 AM
because I cant open this page at friking work.....

oh and thanks Lan !


haha, and i thought my work was a "block nazi"

Vectracious
11th September 2009, 12:47 PM
mmmmmm boobies.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/shawnofthedead2/drooling-homer.gif

mr corsa
11th September 2009, 03:45 PM
quite possible this could be a admins car :lol:

ASTRAY
11th September 2009, 09:44 PM
quite possible this could be a admins car :lol:
i knew i recognised those red headrest covers/plastic bags....
time to fess up pete,,,,

Ice
12th September 2009, 02:43 AM
haha, and i thought my work was a "block nazi"

haha oh yes Mercedes-Benz are shocking.......funny you mention Block Nazi. the guy who sits opposite me (so far up the boss's arse) complained saying i was browsing the net (im in a temp role in another building of Merc for a month...boring as shit) and complained .... long story short I saw them in the CIO's office looking at my logs....and all they found was a connection to Opelaus talking about the SLS mercedes, hahaha so he was made to look like an idiot as the sls looked like work. nw the boss thinks he is a sneaky ****er. All this is coming from the low life scumbag who in the first place reported it and secondly from a guy who has 10 cigarette breaks a day and then comes in and breathes his cancer sticks all over me.....clearly he has nothing better to do.