Cheap Calibra Anyone?

[hazrd]

Sorry if repost... I did a search.. honest!

http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/private/details.aspx?R=6952344&__Qpb=true&Cr=0&__Ns=pCar_RankSort_Int32%7c1%7c%7cpCar_Price_Decim al%7c1%7c%7cpCar_Make_String%7c0%7c%7cpCar_Model_S tring%7c0&keywords=&__N=1216%201246%201247%201252%201282%204294965857% 204294965702&silo=1011&__No=15&seot=0&tsrc=allcarhome&__Nne=15&trecs=29&__sid=1208F770DE18

$50k... non negotiable.. bargain!! not

[sooty]

Send him an sms...."So was your mother also your elder sister, because i'm quite sure you're naturally retarded"

[hazrd]

in case u miss it....

[maloo97]

almost fell off my chair.

car has a sunroof and it is very good

ROFL PMSL

[topgear]

91-98 they are the same shape and options...
This car has been just serviced brand new tyres and jvc cd aux input with remote and two speakers....
very clean in and out the car has a sunroof and it is very good mechanically no oil leaks or any other problems exept one passenger side window switch is broken thats about it for any inquiries call jackson on 0434649177 $50000 exact no offers exepted..............no time wasters please..

Just in case you miss the justification to the very very well priced motor vehicle in question.

It better be clean enough to eat off the engine! Actually for the price the exhaust pipe better be clean enough to hold my souvlaki!

[darkirv]

he is asking for no time wasters when in fact he is wasting his own time.. he forgot too add something.. its secretly gold plated and those standard alloys look diamond coated too me

[hazrd]

hang on... didnt the YE models only come out post 94???

if so, this guy really IS a dipshit

[poita]

YE was 91-94
YE95 was 95-97

[hazrd]

doh :mad2: of course...

[Jerram]

yep someone needs to actually buy it for that much

so we can laugh at them.

[tomtom]

Guys i just bought a calibra!!!

[Shay]

pretty sure its...

wife/gf: "advertise that dam POS already"
bloke: "but its my project, will have 375 kwatfw soon"

wife/gf: "then i won't be calling Sara and Jess over to have naked fun with us tomoro night"
bloke: "fine, but you know iill just get another project"

wife/gf: "not if you want any anytime soon"
bloke: *hehe ill teach her* "just put an add on carsales" *that will never sell*

wife: *fillacio*



obviously how it went down :cool:

[poita]

Guys i just bought a calibra!!!

welcome to the dark side


pretty sure its...

wife/gf: "advertise that dam POS already"
bloke: "but its my project, will have 375 kwatfw soon"

wife/gf: "then i won't be calling Sara and Jess over to have naked fun with us tomoro night"
bloke: "fine, but you know iill just get another project"

wife/gf: "not if you want any anytime soon"
bloke: *hehe ill teach her* "just put an add on carsales" *that will never sell*

wife: *fillacio*



obviously how it went down :cool:


oh dear......

[Wraith]

Must be all typos there :confused:

Is it only 10km on the odometer ????

Maybe that's the reason for the asking price, although that still dosn't make sense as it's more than what a 16V cost new ????

If only 10km on the odometer why the need for a service, brand new tyres ????

LOL I'm confused with this one...

[rjastra]

Last modified date.... 01 APRIL 2009....

[btm]

ah, april fools

[topgear]

how sad

[btm]

how sad
what? that we all fell for it? :p

[Apex]

Must be all typos there :confused:

Is it only 10km on the odometer ????

Maybe that's the reason for the asking price, although that still dosn't make sense as it's more than what a 16V cost new ????

If only 10km on the odometer why the need for a service, brand new tyres ????

LOL I'm confused with this one...

A friend recently brought a BMW 850CSI with less than 10,000km on the clock, he had to replace a shit load of components due to it sitting and corroding, there were leaks everywhere. Tyres expire after a certain amount of time too, regardless of tread if a tyre is five years old its stuffed.

Is this guy for real? Anyone contacted him?

[topgear]

what? that we all fell for it? :p
No that its not for sale :p

I fell for it too

[Wraith]

Didn't see the date...so we couldn't of known :skep:

Hope he got heaps of abusive calls anyway :lol:

[oneightoo]

Must be all typos there :confused:

Is it only 10km on the odometer ????

Maybe that's the reason for the asking price, although that still dosn't make sense as it's more than what a 16V cost new ????

If only 10km on the odometer why the need for a service, brand new tyres ????

LOL I'm confused with this one...

and it's missing a rear jack piece from the skirt..

sorry, but no car thats done 10km has one of those missing..

if it's an april fools joke, than the jokes on him.. whats the rule? cant play jokes after midday or somehting?

[rjastra]

Didn't see the date...so we couldn't of known :skep:

Hope he got heaps of abusive calls anyway :lol:

Yes you could.. it was on the image posted! :)

[hazrd]

3 weeks ago

then get it off already!!!

we now have it archived :p

[SIMid]

Side profile shows a later model (by the rims). Pics dont match.

2ndly, I think the Cali may belong to Ahmed. Hazd wont know this, but Ange might remember him from the old Cali forum. Just a feeling that it might be his. Even if it isnt a April Fools gag, Ahmed would try to sell his for $50k! *LOL*

[poita]

rofl, i remember ahmed simon
and yes, he would try to sell it for $50k

[Wraith]

Yes you could.. it was on the image posted! :)

As said, I for one didn't see or notice it...

[Wraith]

rofl, i remember ahmed simon
and yes, he would try to sell it for $50k

LOL I too remember Ahmed, to his credit he did spend over 40k on his 16V replacing just about everything back to new...

But AFAIK he sold/traded his 16V 2-3 years ago when he purchased a MPS 3...

As much as he loved his Cali and Calis in general, he forgot all about them after test driving the Mazda ;)

[hazrd]

interesting..... but 50k... hahah.. no way

[Wraith]

interesting..... but 50k... hahah.. no way

Agree, even if one were brand new put away for all these years, it still wouldn't be worth that much...:)

[ASTRAY]

im with shay on this,,,
and if the car doesnt sell, ill have sara and jess over at my place thanks :p

yes i know its april fools

[hazrd]

Agree, even if one were brand new put away for all these years, it still wouldn't be worth that much...:)

especially for a 16v... i would say... about 20k maybe a little more... but as u said Ange, it would HAVE to be straight from the showroom, garaged, with the genuine 10km on the clock, still with the new car smell lol... highly unlikely!


im with shay on this,,,
and if the car doesnt sell, ill have sara and jess over at my place thanks :p

yes i know its april fools

mmmmmmmmmmm, menage a tois :D

u dirty boy jay :p

[Jeenous]

10k's and its missing the piece for the sideskirt were jack goes.. non factory rear exhaust, list continues..

chances are he means 5000 and 100ks

[ASTRAY]

especially for a 16v... i would say... about 20k maybe a little more... but as u said Ange, it would HAVE to be straight from the showroom, garaged, with the genuine 10km on the clock, still with the new car smell lol... highly unlikely!



mmmmmmmmmmm, menage a tois :D

u dirty boy jay :p
haha, let me hear you say that when your missus brings one of her girly friends home for you to play with... :p

[Wraith]

10k's and its missing the piece for the sideskirt were jack goes.. non factory rear exhaust, list continues..

chances are he means 5000 and 100ks

That definitely sounds more of a match description for this car :)