Trip to the servo

[Calibrated]

Imagine, you're just minding your own business.. its hot day, and you need fuel.

so you pull in to the local servo, go in and grab a drink, and on your way out,



you see this..




http://www.opelownersforum.co.za/forum/viewtopic.php?t=38085

[SSS_Hoon]

hell yeah, that is my fav car at this point in time..

Love the Koniseigggggggggggggggggggg lol

SSS_Hoon

[btm]

what a strange looking tow truck... yeah i'd be surprised too :p

[Vectracious]

what a cool name for a servo - Sasol

Can keep saying it all day

Sassssssssssssssollllllllllllllll

[Wraith]

Well - I'd be thinking, what the hell are they doing filling that thing up at a servo ???

Wouldn't that thing run on or wouldn't you want to run it on better than 98 proof ???

Unless they also pour in some octane boost from cans in the glove box or boot :D

As for the car, love its spec sheet and performance, but not a fan of the car' looks...much rather have a Ferrari or Lambo or Bugatti in that league and price range :)

[InsaneAsylum]

what a cool name for a servo - Sasol

Can keep saying it all day

Sassssssssssssssollllllllllllllll

lol i've known about Sasol for years because i watch the rugby and they sponsor the springboks :p


the owner of that must carry a gun. seriously, if what i hear about sth africa is true then he's days are numbered.

[poita]

im in love

[Calibrated]

Sasol sells Super100 at the pumps :)

oh, and the owner, lolly jackson, owns "Teazers" google it :p

[poita]

so hes a porn king, sweet

[btm]

i love porn :p

[Wraith]

i love porn :p

Me too :D

Both with the opposite sex and cars :D :o :p

[Calibrated]

Me too :D

Both with the opposite sex and cars :D :o :p:eek:

[Wraith]

:eek:

Hahahahahahaha :D

[Vectracious]

Me too :D

Both with the opposite sex and cars :D :o :p


:eek:


Hahahahahahaha :D

Where's the pic of that guy having sex with his Range Rover :p

[ROCCO]

LOL WTF are you serious? :eek:

[poita]

in season 11 of top gear, clarkson has used that picture a few times during the news segment.

his "and while searching the internet, i found this!"

[Wraith]

Where's the pic of that guy having sex with his Range Rover :p

Hahahaha that's one fat ugly bitch of a car to have sex with LOL :D

That guys got rotten taste :D :p

[Vectracious]

Hahahaha that's one fat ugly bitch of a car to have sex with LOL :D

That guys got rotten taste :D :p

ROFLMAO :clap:

maybe he likes Big girls like that song from a few months ago.

[btm]

i love the new Rovers!

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm93/btm_photo/overfinchrr1.jpg

[Wraith]

meh, not bad ^^^^ but I wouldn't have sex with it :D

[btm]

meh, not bad ^^^^ but I wouldn't have sex with it :D

but a GTR on the other hand... :rolleyes:

[Wraith]

but a GTR on the other hand... :rolleyes:

OH yeah, those beautiful looking quad exhaust tips would be hard to resist :o :D

Seriously though, not really a fan of any SUV's BTM, although the new BMW X6 has me intrigued !!! after close inspection of that 'new class' SUV termed 'sports cross over' I like it alot... :)

[my_Berlina]

I love how there are no plates on the car so he can piss off from the servo without paying.:rolleyes:

[mitchv]

Because if you had a car like that, you probably cant afford fuel :rolleyes:

Dont think it would be that hard to say it was his, yeah, he was driving a bright orange supercar, and its not a lambo... sure afew people in town have one of those...

[Vectracious]

I love how there are no plates on the car so he can piss off from the servo without paying.:rolleyes:

would you risk doing a runner in Seth Efrica??? The attendant probably has spikes on the end of the driveway and a bazooka ready to go for anyone trying to get away...

[Calibrated]

I love how there are no plates on the car so he can piss off from the servo without paying.:rolleyes:
im sure thats the last thing lolly would consider doing.


would you risk doing a runner in Seth Efrica??? The attendant probably has spikes on the end of the driveway and a bazooka ready to go for anyone trying to get away...
rofl. its not that crazy :p

[Vectracious]

rofl. its not that crazy :p

so just the bazooka then? :p :D

BTW who is Lolly? Cricketer? Rugby? Mercenary?

[Calibrated]

so just the bazooka then? :p :D

BTW who is Lolly? Cricketer? Rugby? Mercenary?
lolly jackson

he owns teazers

www.teazers.co.za

may/may not be work safe

[Vectracious]

LOL - the Teaze without the Sleaze

no wonder he owns a Koenissseegggggggggggggkdsjakljklajlfkd;asf

[tomtom]

I used to have a Koniseg. Switched to the Astra because I wanted to go fast.

[ASTRAY]

im not overly impressed by the car, but i know if it was mine i wouldnt be letting fuel boys fill her up.
if they spilt petrol on the car id be straight into the station and asking to borrow that bazooka!

[Wraith]

Agree, ^^^^ I wouldn't be letting anyone touch that thing, except for scheduled servicing...

[ASTRAY]

Agree, ^^^^ I wouldn't be letting anyone touch that thing, except for scheduled servicing...

not even then :D

[Calibrated]

not even then :D
you would service a koenigsegg yourself? i doubt that.:rolleyes:

[ASTRAY]

you would service a koenigsegg yourself? i doubt that.:rolleyes:
of couse not, but would you trust it in the hands of peole you dont know :D
best bet is to just not buy one :p

[Calibrated]

of couse not, but would you trust it in the hands of peole you dont know :D
best bet is to just not buy one :p
lol.

but then you could say the same for any ferrari, aston, maserati, lambo, etc.

and i would trust their mechanics more than myself. they wouldnt just have any shitty appy's doing the work...

[ASTRAY]

i get the feeling someone isnt in the best of moods.
cheer up mate. :)

[Vectracious]

i get the feeling someone isnt in the best of moods.
cheer up mate. :)

you haven't answered what Calibrated has brought up....

if you had a koenigsegg (theoretically) - who would you get to service it if you don't trust the mechanic?

[ASTRAY]

you haven't answered what Calibrated has brought up....

if you had a koenigsegg (theoretically) - who would you get to service it if you don't trust the mechanic?
i think the answer is obvious.
i would get the relevant mech to do the service.
my reply was in light heartedness. :)

[Wraith]

If it were me, what I would do jaysastra, is what I normally do and that is, book it in and go there and 'stay' there until it's done, check it all over myself whilst still there to make sure they havn't blemmished it in any way and take it back home !!!

That way I'd also know and make sure no half witt took it for a fang or thrashing...

There's enough of those horror stories going around...

[sooty]

One of the perks of being a detailer....
http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=87897

[Wraith]

One of the perks of being a detailer....
http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=87897

That wouldn't happen if it was my car !

I know that if you could afford to have one of those, you could also afford to have someone clean up behind you every time you poop too, but for me it's more a matter of getting satisfaction and enjoyment of cleaning, shinning up and all that sort of stuff on your own pride n joy yourself :)

For me anyways it's all part of the fun of being a car enthusiast, each to their own though I guess :)

[poita]

well if you've got the money to buy one and have a fleet of cars as this guy does
you would ahve your own live in mechanic. sounds logical to me

[Wraith]

well if you've got the money to buy one and have a fleet of cars as this guy does
you would ahve your own live in mechanic. sounds logical to me

Live in mechanic, I could live with that, hey that rhymes :D :p

As long as he don't try and work on the missus as well :mad:

[Vectracious]

my reply was in light heartedness. :)

of course it was....

[ASTRAY]

buffing it?...you can see the swirls easy as....
i havent even had my astra buffed even once since new, i hate seeing swirls in a cars paint, no swirls in my paint. :D